tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823340817818385797.post6313099571442619284..comments2024-03-24T14:03:33.932-07:00Comments on Every 70s Movie: Beyond the Door (1974) & Beyond the Door II (1977)By Peter Hansonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11385971732301020652noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823340817818385797.post-48379040721098180102023-01-17T23:24:14.705-08:002023-01-17T23:24:14.705-08:00Yeah, the movie was a tedious piece of garbage, bu...Yeah, the movie was a tedious piece of garbage, but the trailer scared the fertilizer out of me. Shreveporthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10677775571215936006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823340817818385797.post-49470806297470083782020-09-16T21:31:28.757-07:002020-09-16T21:31:28.757-07:00Okay, well, I've just watched the director'...Okay, well, I've just watched the director's cut of BtD -- & it's about the worst film I've ever seen in my life ... Each scene leaves your jaw dropped with the thought "Surely this is the very worst scene" ... Early on my vote went to the "Lick the whore's vomit" part... Lovely chit-chat there, did you learn to say that in finishing school ?!? ... But I think my vote for pure bafflement would have to go to the part where he's trying to walk down Fillmore or whatever -- and this trio of evil African-American street-hustlin' musicians start following him and getting in his face and harrassing him ... One of them is a nose flautist, clearly modeled after Roland Kirk, but with a little less talent, who keeps taking the flute out of his nose and waving it at the protagonist ... Who in turn is lost deep in thought about how he's NOT going to try to get mental care for his wife -- but instead will succumb to the crazed dude who's sold his soul to the Devil -- & let that guy be the midwife for her "spawn" ... It just keeps getting better , believe me ... Can't wait to see the "sequel" ... With Bava pere & fils at the helm; it's gotta be better than the first one, no matter how bad poochiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06747791020366880257noreply@blogger.com