Notwithstanding the
drive-in hit The Legend of Boggy Creek
(1972), a fictional feature shamelessly marketed as a documentary, the
entertaining cycle of nonfiction films exploring a certain mythical creature
commenced with 1972’s Bigfoot: Man or Beast? Comprising
simple reportage following Sasquatch enthusiast Robert W. Morgan as he searches
the wilderness for signs of his elusive quarry, Bigfoot is rational but sluggish, mostly because Morgan lacks
dynamism. Short, muscular, intense, and bald except for a jet-black goatee,
Morgan affects a tough-guy persona complete with strident speeches about how
the scientific community’s skepticism makes him “mad as hell.” As Bigfoot trudges along, writer-director
Lawrence Crowley features interviews with people who claim to have seen
creatures in the woods, plus long scenes of Morgan hiking through forests.
Although Crowley never gooses the movie with fabricated scenes, he devotes
considerable screen time to the infamous “Patterson footage” of an alleged
California sighting; similarly, Crowley doesn’t challenge people who say things
like, “If this footprint was faked, the person doing it had to be an absolute
expert in human anatomy.” During the underwhelming climax, Morgan and TV actor
Sam Melville (The Rookies) travel to
a spot where a Bigfoot sighting is anticipated, but then a forest fire erupts
and, according to Morgan, drives Sasquatch into another area. Convenient!
A short while after Crowley’s picture was released, the ’70s Bigfoot craze peaked.
During 1976, Bigfoot was featured in a classic two-part episode of The Six Million Dollar Man, plus several
movies—two of which, Harry Winer’s The Legend of Bigfoot and Ed Ragozzino’s Sasquatch, the Legend of the Bigfoot, were bogusly marketed as documentaries, Boggy Creek-style.
Also in 1976, Mission: Impossible star Peter Graves
hosted a feature-length doc titled The Mysterious Monsters. This one
comes, naturally, from the titans of pseudoscientific docudrama, Sunn Classic
Pictures. Essentially a filmed news report in the you-are-there vein, with
Graves playing the role of an intrepid investigator, The Mysterious Monsters includes several vivid re-creations of
Bigfoot sightings. Using performers in frightening Bigfoot costumes,
writer-director Robert Guenette stages various spooky scenes; one vignette
features a group of Boy Scouts sleeping in the woods until noises wake them, at
which point the boys discover a hirsute intruder in their midst. Guenette crams
a lot of data into 90 minutes, with Graves dramatically grouping eyewitness
sightings, footprints, hair samples, and the like as “exhibits” proving
Bigfoot’s existence. In a clever touch, Guenette grounds his argument by citing
various modern discoveries that upended common beliefs (for example, the Komodo
dragon), but the film’s logic strains when Guenette spends about 15 minutes
“proving” the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.
Nonetheless, the picture is
so lively that it’s easy to go along for the facts-be-damned ride. At one
point, Graves takes a box containing a plaster cast of a Sasqautch footprint
to—well, let’s let him explain it. “I went to Peter Herkos, the world’s
foremost psychic detective, at his home in Los Angeles,” Graves says, gravely.
Then, once Herkos is holding the box, Graves asks: ”Can you psychometrize what
is in here and tell me something about it?” So, while The Mysterious Monsters may not be defensible as journalism, it’s
tremendous fun as a cheesy thriller.
Bigfoot’s popularity continued in 1977—the
creature returned to The Six Million
Dollar Man and starred in his own Saturday-morning kiddie show, Bigfoot and Wildboy—but Sasquatch’s
stardom began to dim in 1978, when yet another “documentary” was released.
Discarding all pretense of truthfulness, Manbeast! Myth or Monster? features
the usual inventory of creature sightings, framed by scenes of a narrator/host
“leading” the inquiry. Considering that writer-director Nicholas Webster
obviously scripted every line—the actors aren’t good enough to create
verisimilitude—the movie feels pointless and tacky from start to finish.
Hollywood makeup artist Rob Bottin (who later worked on John Carpenter’s The Thing) created elaborate Bigfoot
costumes for vignettes of creatures hanging out in the forest, running from
pursuers, and scaring those who stumble upon them. Whereas The Mysterious Monsters used this gimmick in moderation, however, Manbeast! shows its creatures far too
often—so despite Webster’s low angles and moody lighting, the film somehow
manages to make Bigfoot boring.
Bigfoot: Man or Beast: FUNKY
The Mysterious Monsters: GROOVY
Manbeast! Myth or Monster?: LAME
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