Amateurish, boring, and clichéd, this low-budget
creature feature is built around special effects that wouldn’t have passed
muster in 1957, much less 1977. Yes, The Crater Lake Monster employs the
rickety old technique of stop-motion critters poorly superimposed onto normal
live-action footage. Yet while true stop-motion masters such as Ray Harryhausen
employed the process to fill cinema frames with armies of supernatural
beasties, the makers of The Crater Lake Monster merely present a single
dinosaur. Amazingly, the poorly executed stop-motion shots of the prehistoric
killer are the best parts of the movie, because the filmmakers also use silly
mock-ups of the dinosaur’s full-sized head for close-up shots in which
interchangeable characters are eaten. Grade-school kids putting on a pageant
could have generated more impressive visuals. The story, which loses interest
after about a minute and a half, begins when archeologists exploring caves in
rural Oregon uncover ancient drawings suggesting a dinosaur lived there up to
the time of man, contrary to scientific theories about how long ago dinosaurs went
extinct. Then a meteor falls in a lake and cracks open a long-buried dinosaur
egg, after which the newly born creature immediately matures into a full-sized
carnivore that lives underwater—except when it ventures onto land to eat
people. None of this makes any sense, and every aspect of The Crater Lake
Monster is as inept as the storyline. The acting by a slew of no-names is
terrible, the dialogue is wooden, and the thrills are warmed-over silliness
borrowed from an infinite number of better movies.
The Crater Lake Monster:
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