It’s hard to imagine a
more fitting title for the final big-screen release from producer Irwin Allen,
who became synonymous with the disaster-movie genre after making The Poseidon Adventure (1972) and The Towering Inferno (1974). By the time this enervated flick hit
cinemas with a resounding thud, time had indeed run out for Allen’s formula of
jamming as many movie stars as possible into melodramatic epics about mass
destruction. The disaster this time is a volcano that threatens to consume an
island in the Pacific, so the usual Allen contrivances seem especially silly.
For instance, tanned B-movie stud James Franciscus plays the requisite
cold-hearted businessman who tries to convince island residents that the
volcano’s not going to erupt. Really? Then what’s with all the lava and smoke,
to say nothing of the corpses left over from scientists conducting tests in the
mouth of the volcano? Similarly, the endless scenes of people climbing hills
and crossing ravines—running from lava as if the stuff possesses malicious
intent—are ludicrous. And while much of the cast comprises such
second-stringers as Edward Albert, Barbara Carrera, Alex Karras, and (of
course) Allen regular Ernest Borgnine, Allen clearly wrote big checks to get a
trio of major stars involved. William Holden plays a hotel owner more concerned
with his love life than his professional obligations, Paul Newman plays a
heroic oil-rig boss who spots trouble that others can’t recognize (naturally),
and Jacqueline Bisset plays the woman caught between them. Never mind that
late-career Holden looks so desiccated from alcoholism that he seems more like
Bisset’s grandfather than her would-be lover. Anyway, it’s all incredibly
boring and shallow and trite, with any potential for excitement neutralized by
indifferent acting, leaden pacing, and questionable special effects. Not even
Bisset’s spectacular cleavage or Newman’s irrepressible charm can sustain
interest. Instead of being a disaster movie, When Time Ran Out is merely a disaster.
When Time Ran Out . . .: LAME
Oh gawd, what a groaner. You note well the bitter coincidence of the title with Allen's career -- When Money Ran Out or When Clout Ran Out may also be apt. (I forget if this would have come after Allen's whole "Walter Syndrome" insanity.) Your poster is more interesting than the movie! Carl Foreman and Sterling Silliphant wrote this!? How the mighty had fallen. The original novel this is allegedly based on, about an actual 1902 eruption, would probably have provided a far better story. Interesting to see how Veronica Hamel struggled along (watch for her at the beginning of "Klute"), landed here, then made her mark as Joyce Davenport on "Hill Street Blues." The poster unjustly excludes Pat Morita, still very much of "Happy Days," who was just a few years shy of becoming Mr. Miyagi. Titans fell, a scrappy few survived -- even the reality made for a better Irwin Allen script than the movie.
ReplyDeletethe crossing-the-ravine scene does go on waaaayy too long, but mention must be made that it features Burgess Meredith doing a tightrope walk (he is an ex-circus performer) across a fallen tree (or something) over a river of molten lava...actually Burgess has to do it twice, right? one time to get to a stranded child, then to walk back with said child on his back(!)...then newman has to go and a second stranded child...there is something appealing in the film's delightfully cheesy, tacky, ridiculousness...when I come across any Newman biography (like PAUL NEWMAN: A LIFE by Shawn Levy), this is the film I look for in the index to find the appropriate pages in the main text; reading how the author covers this film makes me decide whether to read the rest of the book...
ReplyDeleteIncredibly, the ravine scene is swiped! The Frank Sinatra volcano movie The Devil at 4 O'Clock has a very similar climax (complete with someone struggling to stabilize the decaying bridge, as Edward Albert does in this hot mess) but with bleaker outcomes for all involved.
ReplyDeleteThe poster is a howler. It mentions a "game of power" with a prize of "untold wealth" and a 24-hour time limit. I don't know what movie they're talking about, but it sure ain't When Time Ran Out...
A longer version was released in Europe and then on American VHS but when it was finally released on DVD, the film was edited down from the original American theatrical length. Additionally, NBC re-edited it for TV to extend the length and retitled it Earth's Final Fury (perhaps to prevent casual viewers from connecting it to it's dud run in theaters).
ReplyDeleteNewman reportedly used his paycheck from "that volcano movie" to found his Newman's Own brand.