If the best biker movies
are the equivalent of powerful machines speeding across the landscape, then
this flick is the equivalent of the grease stains those powerful machines leave
behind on America’s highways. A mindless compilation of the genre’s most clichéd
elements, from the fuzzy guitars on the soundtrack to the inevitable rape
scene, Outlaw Riders is an 86-minute
slog that lacks any detectible traces of excitement, novelty, or quality. The
story is more or less coherent, but because the characters are so
interchangeable and uninteresting, viewers aren’t given much reason to bother
tracking the narrative. Stuff in Outlaw
Riders just sort of happens, and the onscreen events neither convey any
special meaning nor leave any lasting impression. Quite frankly, the filmmakers
would have been better off purchasing outtakes from other biker flicks and
splicing that footage together, because the “original” material filmed for Outlaw Riders is beyond enervated. Not
that it matters, but the picture begins in Fulton, Arizona, where a biker gang
led by Waco (Bryan “Sonny” West) robs the payroll at a mill. The remainder of
the picture concerns the gang’s attempts to escape, as well as police efforts
to apprehend the criminals. The vacuous nature of the picture is epitomized by
a moment in which Waco and his pals run out of gas while cruising down a remote
roadway—just as the crooks pay the price for insufficient preparation, the
movie regularly sputters to a halt because the filmmakers failed to imagine
colorful scenarios before turning on their cameras. Even diehard fans of the
biker genre will have difficulty making it all the way through Outlaw Riders, and no one else should
bother trying.
Outlaw Riders: LAME
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