So many bad films are
viable contenders for title of The Worst Thing Fred Williamson Ever Made that
it’s unnecessary to describe the crime thriller Death Journey as the nadir of the prolific actor/filmmaker’s
career. Suffice to say that it’s as awful as anything anyone ever made. Running
a scant 74 minutes, telling a clichéd story without any fresh spin, and descending
into utter monotony at regular intervals, Death
Journey has the sort of script one normally encounters in student films,
and the technical polish one normally encounters in bargain-basement porn.
Williamson plays Jesse Crowder, a former policeman now working as some sort of
generic gun-for-hire in Los Angeles. When the DA’s office in New York realizes
that testimony from a former mob accountant is their only hope of getting a
conviction against a mob boss, the DA’s office hires Crowder to escort the
accountant from LA to New York at a fee of $25,000. Where does the DA’s office
get that kind of cash? Never mind. Crowder spends the movie effortlessly
defeating the various assassins tasked with killing the accountant, even though
he occasionally hits the pause button on his adventures so he can sleep with
compliant women. (As always, Williamson devotes much of his cinematic energy to
burnishing his tough-stud persona.) Filmed with minimal competence and set to
painfully repetitive music, Death Journey
grinds along without generating any real excitement or surprise, essentially
presenting a cheap facsimile of a thriller. Even the fact that Williamson
always seems believable in badass roles is irrelevant, because Williamson
spends so much time sleepwalking through pointless scenes with his shirt open
that his smugness and vanity are the real stars of this vacuous drivel. FYI, Williamson played Crowder again in three subsequent films: Blind Rage and No Way Back (both of which were released, like Death Journey, in 1976), as well as The Last Fight (1983).
Death Journey: SQUARE
This post was written on Tuesday, June 7th, 2016
ReplyDeleteIf you are in the Indianapolis area this coming Saturday night (Sunday morning), June 11th, 2016, the Skyline Drive-In in Shelbyville, Indiana (about 20 miles southeast of downtown Indy off Interstate 74 East) will be playing Death Journey as part of their weekly Drive-Insanity series of classic drive-in movies after the regularly scheduled double feature. Start time will be approximately 1:15 AM. Shown in glorious 35mm projection, scratches and all. Come on out and enjoy.