With apologies for the crudeness
of this remark, I suggest that ’70s-cinema fans adopt the following policy when
considering which movies to watch: If it’s Crown, flush it down. The
misbegotten sprawl of the Crown International Pictures release Point of Terror explains why. Firstly,
the movie isn’t a horror film, despite the misleading poster and title. Rather,
it’s a soapy melodrama about a wannabe pop singer who falls into the web of a
murderess. Secondly, the movie suffers flaws that are common to the myriad
low-budget clunkers bearing the Crown brand—the acting is inconsistent, but
mostly awful; the direction occasionally rises from incompetent to perfunctory;
and the script is a big, oozing blob of nothing, peppered with a few nuggets of
trashy stimulation. Peter Carpenter, a blank-faced stud also credited (or
blamed) with creating the film’s story, stars as lounge singer Tony Trelos. One
day, he meets rich dame Andrea Hilliard (Dyanne Thorne), the sex-starved wife
of a paralyzed record executive. Despite the fact that he has a girlfriend, Tony
sleeps with Andrea in exchange for a recording contract. Complications ensue,
including a murder and the arrival of Andrea’s hot daughter, Helayne (Lory
Hansen). Most of this crap unfolds like an episode of some Aaron Spelling
series, all histrionic acting and overwrought dialogue, punctuated with campy sex
and violence. About the only novel element is cinematographer Robert Maxwell’s
addiction to color gels, since some scenes are as multichromatic as a harlequin
convention. It should also be said that Thorne’s performance reaches a special
peak of atrociousness—we’re talking full-on screeching harpy—during the final
showdown between Andrea and Tony.
Point of Terror: LAME
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