Squandering a kicky idea
with bland execution, Terminal Island
has the state of California dumping its convicted murderers onto a remote
island to let the killers fend for themselves. (One imagines that John Carpenter
must have encountered this movie before conceiving his own convicts-on-an-island
opus, 1981’s Escape from New York.)
As cowritten and directed by Stephanie Rothman, Terminal Island has moments of violent energy, but the characters
are so underwritten and the general demeanor of the movie is so sleazy that
it’s hard to care what happens. Among the many important
things the picture lacks is a dynamic leading character, which means that
secondary characters and villains command attention in a way that makes the
story feel aimless and episodic. The movie begins with new convict Carmen (Ena Hartman) arriving on the prison island of San Bruno, 40 miles off the
California coast. With male inmates vastly outnumbering females, the women are
slaves ruled by cruel boss Bobby (Sean Kenney) and his right-hand man, Monk
(Roger E. Mosley). After enduring physical and sexual abuse, Carmen and the
women escape to join a rebel faction led by A.J. (Don Marshall). War for
control over the island ensues. The plot works well enough in fits and starts,
but Rothman stops the movie dead for leering topless scenes and nasty
vignettes, such as the bit where a woman places honey on a man’s (offscreen)
junk, then whacks a nearby tree to summon a swarm of bees. Ouch. Costar Phyllis
Davis brings considerable sexual heat to the movie, and a young Tom Selleck
gives a passable performance as a doctor convicted of murder on trumped-up charges.
Given the potential of the premise, however, Terminal Island is nowhere near the drive-in delight it should be.
Terminal Island: LAME
Unsurprisingly, Marcia Brady's venture into the oldest profession went much better than Jan's (see Maureen McCormick on The Streets Of San Francisco's "No Minor Vices," as a high school student/model/call girl (circumstances don't force her into it, she and she enjoys the work even though her uptight dad kills her customers. And surprisingly, she doesn't quit at the end of the episode).
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