Hardcore horror fans will get more out of this
one than general viewers, because Till
Death is a slow burn that’s all about ambiguity and mood. If you dig
lingering shots of cars driving through fog and creepy implications of
necrophilia, then Till Death might
satisfy your expectations despite its low budget and threadbare storyline. If
not, Till Death will seem boring and
unsatisfying, the sort of thing better suited to a 30-minute vignette within an
anthology flick. It’s not terrible, but
it’s so padded and slow-moving that even the kicker at the ending fails to
justify the slog. The picture opens with a tease, because Paul Ryan (Keith Atkinson)
has a horrifying nightmare during which he’s trapped in a crypt with a corpse.
When he wakes, it’s the day of his wedding to Anne (Belinda Balaski). The
ceremony goes well, but then, while driving through fog on the way to their
honeymoon, the couple has a terrible car accident. Anne dies. After recovering
from the injuries he suffered in the crash, Paul slips into a deep depression,
then demands to visit his wife’s burial place. He reaches the cemetery near
closing time, and he passes out inside the crypt where Anne’s body rests. By
the time he regains consciousness, workers have locked him inside, so Paul
spends a long night with his wife’s remains. Explaining where the story goes
from there would ruin what fun there is to be had watching Till Death, though no horror fan is likely to find the big plot
twists surprising. Short on real scares and long on eeriness, Till Death suffers from more than just an
unwisely stretched-out running time. Leading actors Atkinson and Balaski are
mediocre at best, and it would have taken exemplary performances to create the
desired romantic illusion. Worse, the production values are nearly nonexistent,
with most of the budget seemingly spent on fog machines and a trained cat. The
filmmakers get points for trying to make an atmospheric shocker instead of
something more crude, but even calling Till
Death a noble attempt requires extraordinary generosity.
Till
Death: LAME
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