Excepting the novelty of
sketchy 3D photography, Black Lolita—sometimes
known as Wildcat Women—is vile junk
bordering on porn. An uninteresting woman billed as “Yolanda Love” stars as
Lolita, a lounge singer who launches a war on crime after thugs involved with a
protection racket murder her uncle, a kindly shopkeeper. Calling upon her
martial-arts skills and sexual wiles, Lolita builds a squad of shapely ladies,
including a yoga enthusiast and a prostitute, while also forging alliances with
police officers. What ensues is a dull cavalcade of fight scenes and sex
scenes, with the smutty elements getting most of the attention. At regular
intervals, cowriter-director Stephen Gibson stops the movie dead to linger on
some carnal encounter that unfolds in real time, very nearly in full view of
the camera. (Although nothing crosses the line into hardcore, some bits suggest
that actors, ahem, committed to their roles during filming.) The acting is
atrocious, the characterizations are threadbare, the dialogue is dumb, the
filming style is ugly, and the story presents clichés lifelessly. The picture
also relishes in the exploitation and/or abuse of women, as during a long
torture scene featuring a villain extinguishing his cigarette on a young lady’s
skin. Thankfully, Gibson doesn’t overuse stereoscopic photography during sex
scenes. Instead, 3D effects are mostly employed in the corny old way of
characters poking random objects toward the camera, such as a two-by-four that
a thug brandishes while attacking Lolita.
Black Lolita: SQUARE
Black Lolita doesn't make any sense as a title, unless it was about a man falling in love with a girl way too young him, and... well, you know. Otherwise, eurgh.
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