Monday, June 26, 2023

Chinese Caper (1975)



Although its storytelling is more coherent than the usual under-budgeted sludge made overseas by Americans of questionable ability, Chinese Caper is so drab and unimaginative—to say nothing of cheaply produced, heinously scored, and poorly acted—that it’s wholly disposable. Only fans of Victor Buono’s campy performance style, Meredith MacRae’s wholesome pulchritude, and the visual splendor of Taiwan can find distractions from the insipid plot. Yet even those attributes offer scant comfort because they are subordinate to the lifleless screen presence of leading actor Geoffrey Deuel, whose inconsequential career largely comprised guest shots on TV. Anyway, while drifting in Taiwan, small-time thief Larry (Deuel) gets approached by wealthy expat Everett (Buono) to participate in a heist. Initially reluctant, Larry takes the gig because he falls for Everett’s assistant, Carolyn (MacRae), and wants money for their future. The climactic heist goes so smoothly that the picture lacks any semblance of tension until the final scenes, when an excruciatingly predictable double-cross occurs. Getting there isnt worth the trouble because Chinese Caper stretches about 30 minutes worth of story across 90 minutes of screen time, meaning viewers get bludgeoned with aimless montages, plodding dialogue, and stupidly attenuated interactions—the lengthy sequence requiring MacRae to feign emotional intensity quickly transitions from unintentionally funny to insufferably boring.

Chinese Caper: LAME

3 comments:

  1. Well, I am as the person who made this previously considered unavailable movie accessible online because she is a huge fan of "Victor Buono’s campy performance style" thank you for this imaginative review.....

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  2. And thank you for your service in unearthing this rarity! I share your affection for Buono's extravagance.

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  3. Ha, Geoffrey Deuel. I remember him from John Wayne's Chisum and playing a stereotyped (though improbably clean-cut) left wing terrorist on Adam-12. Somehow, playing the bratty strawman to conservative stars didn't turn into a viable career.

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