Overflowing
with gratuitous nudity, sadistic violence, and various iterations of sexual
abuse, this trio of babes-behind-bars pictures—which were filmed together in
the Philippines and share many actors, but which do not comprise a continued
narrative—is trashy in the worst way. The movies are also, surprisingly, quite
boring. The first flick, The Big Doll House, sets the numbing
tone. After sexy blonde Alcott (Roberta Collins) gets thrown into a primitive
Filipino prison overseen by perverse warden Miss Dietrich (Christine
Schmidtmer), Alcott runs into hassles with cellmates including tough-talking
African-American Grear (Pam Grier). The movie features myriad ugly scenes of
Alcott being fondled by a swarthy cook (played by B-movie staple Sid Haig),
being tortured by the warden’s goons, and/or trudging through catfights with
Grear. (The ladies’ climactic battle is fought in a puddle of mud, with the
combatants wearing only panties and tank tops.) The slim narrative involves
Alcott uniting her fellow inmates for an audacious escape, but the story is
really just an excuse for generating scenes of women in demeaning situations.
And while Collins, Grier, and their cronies are attractive, the movie is so
crass that it’s hard to find much enjoyment in director Jack Hill’s tacky take
on titillation. That said, blaxploitation fans may find The Big Doll House interesting simply because it features Grier’s
first major role. Her acting is dodgy, but Grier is so committed that she even
sings the theme song, an R&B thumper called “Long Time Woman.”
The second
picture in the cycle, Women in Cages, is a decidedly weird
type of drive-in sludge. Scored with dirge-like music and featuring such a
fragmented storyline that the movie feels more like a series of torture
vignettes than a proper narrative, Women
in Cages comprises 81 minutes of nearly unadulterated brutality. The gist
of the piece is that a political prisoner (Jennifer Gan) gets tossed into jail
and rallies her cellmates for an escape. The lovely Collins is back, in a
florid supporting role as a heroin-addicted inmate tasked with murdering a
fellow prisoner—her methods include loosing a snake into a cell, poisoning a
sandwich, and tossing acid onto her intended victim. Grier switches to full-on
villain mode, playing a psychotic matron who runs her own personal torture
garden. Grier’s performance is bug-eyed and silly, but the actress participates
in the movie’s best dialogue exchange: After one of Grier’s victims asks,
“What hell did you crawl out of,” Grier replies, “Harlem!” Given the lack of a
compelling storyline, it doesn’t really matter that leading lady Gan is inept;
this one’s all about grooving on seedy textures.
The best
of these three movies, though it’s not saying much, is The Big Bird Cage, which
benefits from an action-packed climax and lots of wink-wink jokes. This one
stars icy beauty Anitra Ford as an American who sleeps with political figures
for social advantage until a misunderstanding lands her in the slammer. Grier
and Haig play revolutionaries who pursue the oddball idea of freeing inmates
from prison and transforming them into fellow revolutionaries. Written and
directed by The Big Doll House’s Jack
Hill, who brought more pizzazz to this skeevy genre the second time around, The Big Bird Cage has several
interesting gimmicks, such as the presence of a giant sugar mill in the prison yard; the mill is
the “Big Bird Cage” of the title, because workers toil inside the towering
structure. The picture also benefits from campy humor, usually involving Haig
doing something outrageous. (At one point, he masquerades as a swishy
homosexual.) Leading lady Ford has a beguilingly reserved quality—she’s the Faye Dunaway of
grindhouse cinema—and Grier locks into a groove playing a gun-toting mama with
a smart mouth. In fact, of the three pictures, The Big Bird Cage comes closest to delivering the full Pam Grier
persona that blaxploitation fans know and love.
The Big Doll House: LAME
Women in Cages: FREAKY
The Big Bird Cage: FUNKY
The Big Bird Cage: FUNKY
Watched The Big Bird Cage a month or so back. It is an odd piece of entertainment and an interesting cultural artifact. Your assessment seems about right.
ReplyDeleteA perfectly timed triple feature, as today is Pam Grier's birthday.
ReplyDeleteBoobies! I actually saw all three of these movies where they were meant to be seen; at the drive in. Boobies! Sid Haig has always Boobies cracked me up. There is a great Boobies documentary, the name of which Boobies escapes me about the exploitation movies Boobies shot in the Phillipines. The actors and actresses who did Boobies these films were literally taking their lives in their hands to Boobies do them. It hurts me to Boobies watch some of the stunts in these movies because Boobies they aren't really stunts. They would actually blow dudes up or chuck them off buildings. Boobies.
ReplyDeleteDid I mention Boobies?
I think the doc is called "Machete Maidens Unleashed." Haven't seen it, but I will soon. and, yes, you mentioned boobies... Funny comment, thanks!
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you, sir! This site is a daily visit for me. It was in the 70s that I was first old enough to be able to go to movies on my own and choose what I wanted to see. (Class of 76, and I drove a sweeeeeet 66 VW Bug,) I saw a lot of groovy and funky movies.
ReplyDeleteI went to the drive in almost every weekend, which in Memphis meant fighting hordes of mosquitoes every time. It's pretty swampy in these parts.
Yes, Machete Maidens Unleashed. If you are a fan of exploitation films you will love it, if for no other reason than to see how wonderfully these actresses have aged. Lovely, smart ladies.
I first encountered your site when I was looking for reviews of The Legend of Boggy Creek, which is to this day the movie that scared me the most. It was so low-budget and amateurish that you couldn't believe it wasn't real. And since Fouke, Arkansas is just a short drive from here, I was checking the door locks every light.
Anyway, I love this site. Please keep on keeping on.