First off,
never mind this picture’s amazing poster, which promises a sci-fi shocker about
disembodied eyeballs preying on victims. The
Headless Eyes is a cheaply made horror flick about a deranged artist
attacking people in New York City. In the opening scene, Arthur (Bo Brundin)
breaks into a woman’s apartment to steal from her, and the only weapon she can
find for self-defense is a spoon, so she stabs him in the face and knocks his
left eye out of its socket. Some time later, eyepatch-sporting Arthur has
become obsessed with eyes, murdering people so he can remove their eyes and
feature the orbs in his avant-garde artwork. Predictable subplots ensue, with
police trying to learn the identity of the serial killer stalking their city’s
streets, and a young female artist approaching Arthur about an apprenticeship.
Even though writer-director Kent Bateman makes some ham-fisted attempts at
delving into his protagonist’s psychology, listing the shortcomings of The Headless Eyes reveals why it doesn’t
merit close inspection. The filmmaking is atrocious, with many shots out of
focus and poorly lit. The performances are just as bad, though Brundin
struggles to put emotion into melodramatic declarations: “I am twisted!” “I’m
trying to forget you and your phony sincerity!” “I am twisted!” (He says he’s
twisted a lot.) Many scenes are
simply pointless, shots of Brundin wandering the streets while twitchy music
plays on the soundtrack. And then there’s the whole gore factor, which earned
the movie an X-rating during its original release. Even though the special-FX
makeup isn’t especially convincing, the way Bateman lingers on shots of Brundin
driving instruments into people’s faces and then plucking eyes from sockets is
so repugnant as to render the film’s artistic aspirations meaningless.
The Headless Eyes: LAME
If I'm not mistaken, Kent Bateman is the father of Jason Bateman and Justine Bateman.
ReplyDeleteNot many films promise Total Carnage though, so there's that.
ReplyDeleteActually why isn't there a Swiss Death Metal band called Total Carnage?
greg6363:
ReplyDeleteTrue, and Justine's 1988 'Satisfaction' is more terrifying than this.
This could make a double feature with an Italian spy movie of the Sixties featuring Dana Andrews, sold to the US as "Spy In Your Eye."
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