Horror-flick
clichés abound in The Child, a
low-budget entry into the creepy-kid genre. Out in the boonies, pretty
twentysomething Alicanne (Laurel Barnett) arrives to begin her job as caretaker
for Rosalie (Rosalie Cole), the 11-year-old daughter of a nasty old guy who
lives in a decaying mansion. (The child’s mother died some time previous, but
we’ll get to that in a minute.) Naturally, Alicanne receives warnings about the
house (and about the 11-year-old) from a kindly neighbor, and, naturally, she
ignores these warnings. All the usual nonsense happens. Strange behavior.
Troublesome mysteries. Weird noises. And still Alicanne remains in the house,
even as she learns about several recent unsolved murders. Turns out Rosalie has
supernatural control over zombie-like creatures, and that she’s guiding her
“friends” to murder people whom she feels were complicit in her mother’s death.
Inasmuch as it has a steady stream of chase scenes taking place in
quasi-atmospheric locations, The Child
might have enough shock-cinema mojo to keep undemanding horror addicts
entertained. Those who actually want originality, a proper story, or real
thrills—not so much. The movie’s shortcomings include distracting dubbing, laughable
gore FX, iffy production values, obnoxious music, underwhelming jolts, and weak
acting. If only because The Child
lacks outright cruelty and misogyny, it’s far from the worst type of ’70s
drive-in horror, but that remark should not be misconstrued as praise.
The Child: LAME
1 comment:
Saw this on youtube a few years back, and it was horrible. It seemed whoever made this didn't even know how to make a basic film, let alone know how to tell a halfway decent story with it. The leading actress was the only one who even tried to give a halfway decent performance, but the director didn't show indication that they knew how to direct either. Which sucks, because a more talented filmmaker would have known what to do with the story, which had possibilities, and fleshed it out more, and made it an actual horror film, instead of this tired, lame, piece of junk.
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