Blaxploitation
sludge made on a pathetic budget, Speeding
Up Time has something to do with a young writer tracking down the crooks
who killed his mother by burning down her house while she was inside. Yet it’s
a struggle to parse even that simple premise, given writer/director John Evans’
inept storytelling. Either he ran out of money or simply forgot to collect
important footage, but either way, this film comes across as a the rough
assembly for perhaps two-thirds of a movie, with zero effort put into creating
placeholders or transitions to cover the gaps. The fact that Speeding Up Time found its way not only
into theaters but also onto home video speaks more to the ravenous appetites of
those exhibition platforms during the ’70s and ’80s than anything else. Anyway,
here’s some of the nonsense that happens. Our hero, Marcus (played by the
fabulously named Winston Thrash), visits a poet who inspires Marcus to repeat
the phrase “I am prepared” several times. Prepared for what? Who knows? Who
cares? Later Marcus wakes from a dream (or premonition or whatever) about his mom’s
house burning down, then snaps at his mother for suggesting he settle down.
After that, Marcus works on his writing in the bathroom until the toilet
overflows, ruining his work. Wait, all this time I haven’t stored my only
copies of documents on bathroom floors? I knew
I was doing something wrong! Eventually, Marcus zooms his vintage car through a
drive-in lot during a tepid chase scene, gets it on with a young lady during a
crudely shot sex scene, and makes aggressive remarks to gangsters. Oh, and just
to create the illusion of political relevance, he also spews some vaguely
revolutionary jive.
Speeding Up Time: SQUARE
2 comments:
Sorry, but I can't believe this is worse than 'The Guy From Harlem'. ;)
Indeed, it is not. Both are unwatchable, but in different ways.
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