Some movie premises are so outrageous that it’s
not just remarkable they were made into films—it’s remarkable anyone had the
nerve to share the original idea with other people. So it is with Chatterbox!, a lighthearted showbiz
comedy about a woman whose talking vagina becomes an
international celebrity. Yes, you read that right. Presented in the breezy
style of an old “Hey, kids, let’s put on a show!” movie, Chatterbox! Is unquestionably juvenile, raunchy, and vulgar. Yet
it’s also endearingly goofy, periodically amusing, and surprisingly sweet,
largely because of leading lady Candice Rialson’s sincere performance. To be
clear, most sensible viewers will steer clear of the movie simply because of
the storyline, and they’ll be right to do so—every frame of Chatterbox! is inherently filthy, even
though there’s nothing remotely pornographic about the presentation. Yet for
those willing to accept the movie as a bizarre artifact of an adventurous time,
Chatterbox! is far more palatable
than most American low-budget sex comedies from the ’70s.
Directed by prolific
B-movie helmer Tom DeSimone, who also came up with the story, Chatterbox! introduces viewers to
Penelope (Rialson), a nice hair-salon assistant with an average boyfriend—until the
night her vagina verbally criticizes the boyfriend’s sexual performance. Convinced she’s
going crazy, Penelope visits Dr. Pearl (Larry Gelman), who confirms that she
indeed has a talking sex organ. Dr. Pearl presents Penelope and “Virginia the
Talking Vagina” to a medical conference, then becomes Penelope’s manager for a
lucrative tour of live appearances and TV specials, culminating in a movie deal. All
of these appearances showcase Virginia’s lovely singing voice; sometimes Virginia performs
light ditties, and sometimes she croons numbers filled with crass innuendoes. (Penelope
wears discreet patches over her privates during performances.) By way of
explanation, Dr. Pearl suggests that Virginia is a manifestation of Penelope’s
repressed sex drive.
The jokes in Chatterbox!
are broad and silly, as exemplified by newspaper headlines about Virginia’s
ascent: Variety screams “Virginia
Boffo Box” and the Boston Globe
reports that “Police Close Virginia’s Opening.” It’s worth noting that the biggest name in
the cast is flamboyant comedian Rip Taylor, who plays a hairdresser. Chatterbox! should be unwatchable, and it
received brutal reviews during its original release. However, Rialson is as
likable as she is lovely, and DeSimone’s chipper storytelling helps ensure that Chatterbox! is 73 minutes of sexualized
silliness.
Chatterbox!:
FUNKY
